![My wife asked why I carry a gun in the house. I told her decepticons. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. - iFunny Brazil My wife asked why I carry a gun in the house. I told her decepticons. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. - iFunny Brazil](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/db2ed4f3aad2f12be245bf91d18bc88907f3fcc70bdc7b937f5b13175ab0b283_1.jpg)
My wife asked why I carry a gun in the house. I told her decepticons. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. - iFunny Brazil
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![I laughed, she laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a great time - Funny post - Imgur I laughed, she laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a great time - Funny post - Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/d6PuBNQ.png)
I laughed, she laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a great time - Funny post - Imgur
![Neil Gaunt on X: "My wife asked me "Why are you carrying a gun around the house?" "Decepticons" I replied. She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. Good Neil Gaunt on X: "My wife asked me "Why are you carrying a gun around the house?" "Decepticons" I replied. She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. Good](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_Yx8wiW4AEhl1O.jpg:large)